Obama Sings Al Green -- Al Says He 'Nailed' My Song

Al Green just told TMZ ... he thinks President Barack Obama's version of "Let's Stay Together" was "terrific" and, "He nailed it."Green, of course, is referring to Obama singing part of the first verse of the song last night at the Apollo Theater in…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/20/al-green-president-barack-obama-lets-stay-together-song-apollo-theater/

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Just Call It The 2012 Adelies!


Just Call It The 2012 Adelies!

Monday, February 13th 2012

Just Call It The 2012 Adelies!

Just Call It The 2012 Adelies!

A picture of Adele with a handful of Grammys is worth a thousand fishnet-covered Lady CaCa madbitchfaces and for that reason alone my soul ejaculated out a million happy faces over her winning EVERY-FING (look at me, I'm typing in cockney) last night. Adele was rolling in the Grammys and Lady CaCa was rolling in the derp. YASSSSS!

Seriously, a truck with British plates probably pulled up to the back of the Staples Center last night to take all of Adele's Grammys back to England. Adele won a Grammy for showing up. Adele won a Grammy for her Catherine Deneuve hair. Adele won a Grammy for her Louboutin nails. All of Adele's Grammy speeches won a Grammy. Adele's snot ball won a Grammy. Adele's pre-posh Eliza Doolittle impersonation won a Grammy. Adele won a Grammy for having the same name as my abuelita. Adele won a Grammy for not being that hipster cunt Bon Iver. Adele won a Grammy for writing the perfect songs for scorned hos to loudly sing to as they shred the clothes of the bitch who screwed them over. Adele will win a Grammy next year for this:

That ten hour-long show was just a waste of time. They should've held it in the factory where the Grammy trophies are made and just showed us Adele picking up each award from the conveyer belt and throwing them into her wheelbarrow while singing Whitney Houston songs.

  • Just Call It The 2012 Adelies!
  • Just Call It The 2012 Adelies!
  • Just Call It The 2012 Adelies!
  • Just Call It The 2012 Adelies!
  • Just Call It The 2012 Adelies!
  • Just Call It The 2012 Adelies!
  • Just Call It The 2012 Adelies!

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/just-call-it-the-2012-adelies/

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Usher's Ex-Wife: I Need $50,000 to Kick Your Ass in Court

Usher's ex-wife Tameka Raymond is asking the singer to dig his own legal grave -- by handing over $50,000 to cover HER attorney's fees and other legal investments she's made ... to strip him of child custody.Tameka filed the docs in Fulton County…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/11/usher-ex-wife-tameka-50000/

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Don Cornelius Suicide -- LAPD Capt. on Scene Was Once on Soul Train!

The LAPD captain who ran the crime scene on the day Don Cornelius killed himself was no stranger to the legendary TV host ... because in her younger days, she appeared on "Soul Train" ... TMZ has learned. Captain Tia Monett Morris joined the Los…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/11/don-cornelius-suicide-lapd-soul-train/

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Whitney Houston's Final Meal -- Photos of Alcohol in Hotel Room

Whitney Houston consumed alcoholic beverages shortly before she died, and the mix of prescription drugs and booze could have produced the fatal result.TMZ has obtained photos of the room where Whitney died, showing remnants of her final meal.  We're…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/13/whitney-houston-alcohol-hotel-room-drugs-alcohol-heineken-champagne-xanax/

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