AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Tuesday, January 3rd 2012

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Everyone who was backstage at the Coldplay concert in Abu Dhabi on New Year's Eve found out the painful way what it's like to witness a conversation between a tequila worm on meth and a pinched anus when Fishsticks Paltrow dropped some GOOP into Courtney Love's ear. I don't know why Courtney was in Abu Dhabi (Trying to sell herself at clearance prices to a sheik"), but she was there and somehow got backstage at the Coldplay show. Courtney's cheek found its way to GOOPY's cheek and as her system tried to fight off the "pretentious cunt" syndrome seeping into her face pores, she posted this on her Twitter:

Courtney Courtney Love Cobain
getting the best advise for the new years from a true friend, love you @GwynethPaltrow @Goop
31 Dec

What kind of advice could GOOPY give Courtney? Gently roll all your crack rocks in crushed lemon seeds before you smoke them? If you're going to write a threatening letter to your estranged daughter, do it on persimmon-scented papier from GOOPY's favorite stationary store located in the attic of a diamond museum on the outskirts of Paris.

And by the looks of that picture, the wrong ho is the one giving the advice. One of them looks like she only survives on eating nicotine patches and hasn't slept in weeks because the voices of her enemies keep her up at night. And I'm not talking about Courtney, for a change.

I mean, Fishsticks looks like hell. She looks like Kurt Cobain TODAY, which is probably why Courtney wanted a picture with her in the first place.

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah/

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Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess


Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Tuesday, January 3rd 2012

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Over New Years, this C list actress told her A/B list musician boyfriend that she is pregnant. The pregnancy would probably cause huge headlines and affect each of the star?s careers. Right now the two are debating whether to secretly go ahead with the pregnancy or to terminate it, but either way they want to keep it secret, mostly because of their age. (BuzzFoto)

This is the part in the after-school special when The Lesbeaver busts into his rendition of "Papa Don't Preach" while wearing a "Canadian Fetuses Do It Better" half shirt.

Everyone knows this cute actor, although you might be hard-pressed to name more than one role he played. He finally got engaged to his girlfriend right around Christmas, but there hasn?t been any announcement yet. Why not? It?s because he?s hoping that some entertainment news program or gossip magazine will slip him a little extra money for the exclusive. Although he is gorgeous, we?re not sure he is gossip-worthy enough that a prominent show or magazine would have slated him as their lead story or their cover. Oh, wait! We take that back. There is one TV show that just might make him their lead story. (Blind Gossip)

Slated = Slater = Mario Lopez. The only way a magazine should pay for this epitome of WHO CARES? news is if Mario takes a cover picture with

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/blind-items-i-guess-you-guess-149/

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