Tom Hanks? Son Chet Haze Debuts First Rap Video: Turntables and Hooch
Chet Haze, the Northwestern-based rapper and son of Tom Hanks whose “nights consist of absolutely murdering tracks, and living what he is really spitting” according to Facebook, finally released his first music video. It’s very great. Chet’s meager plans to conquer the rap game begin with the following query: Baby, why you gotta misbehave? No punchline necessary.
That was a big meditation on misbehavin’ — which makes him the rapping scion to Cole Porter, I guess. I still wish he picked a better, more Tom Hanks-centric name. Are Poisoned Waterhole and Cryin’ in Baseball taken already?
· Chet Haze Official Music Video, Son! [Videogum]
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