Let?s Pick the Most (and Least) Desirable Goodies in the MTV Movie Awards Gift Bag

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Lets Pick the Most (and Least) Desirable Goodies in the MTV Movie Awards Gift BagLook, it’s too easy to get exercised about the proliferation of luxury gift bags at awards shows and their free distribution to multimillionaire celebrities. Families from Joplin to Japan recently lost everything they own in disasters lasting mere minutes, and here we are receiving press releases about the new “custom-designed 2011 MTV Movie Awards gift bag for celebrity nominees, presenters and performers attending the live event.” That’s life, I’m afraid. But as we all rummage through its high-end contents, maybe the question to ask ourselves is: “How much of this crap would I actually want?”

The full contents are listed below, with the context of each left intact. Basically it’s like winning everything on Wheel of Fortune at once without having to shell out for a vowel or risk going bankrupt — with the possible exception of those designer Barbie shirts, which are going straight to Goodwill. And how about the “professional hair dryer, ceramic straightener, ceramic styling iron, heat protective counter pad/travel pouch, and styling brush used on the set of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn”? As though presenter Blake Lively isn’t put together enough without the hardware used on Kristen Stewart.

But! You can’t pass up free vodka. What here would you keep?

· ANDAZ 5th AVENUE will gift celebrities with a two night stay and a specially designed bag. Located in the fashionable Bryant Park area of Manhattan, Andaz 5thAvenue is inspired by distinctive elements of New York City. The new 184 room hotel, designed by the legendary Tony Chi, opened July 2010 and brings a vibrant setting and engaging hospitality to the center of this already popular neighborhood.

· CASIO is gifting celebrities with the new TRYX, one of the hottest cameras to ever hit the…

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