American Idol Top 7: The 2000s, A Stale Odyssey

comments: 2 || add yours “Songs from the 21st Century!” It sounds like a Timbaland biography or a pitiful, latter-day Rod Stewart album, but it was only an American Idol theme devoted to songs these infants might know. Did you dig my girl Naima’s hip-hopping, Tae Kwon Do antics during the kickoff performance of “So What” with the other losers? I almost cried and bicycle kicked the TV with my dreadlocks. She’s still stan-deen! Meanwhile, seven non-losers remain in this perky pageant, and we need to rank them according to how much I don’t want to kill them. Let’s move. 7. Jacob Lusk: Luther Vandross’ “Dance With My Father” For the record, I can think of no worse fate than dancing with my father to “Dance With My Father.” Besides listening to this performance ever again, obviously. Lusk the blubbermonger finally whipped out a Luther Vandross tune, a promise he made back when there was a chance somebody’d care, and the results were just as you expected — weepy, pitch-unfriendly, murderous to animals, and self-congratulatory in the [...]

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