WATCH: Rapper Skee-Lo Reviews ?The Hobbit,? Proclaims Bilbo A ?G?

You know who probably wishes he was a little bit taller, and wishes he was a baller? BILBO BAGGINS, that's who! Which is why it's so genius that the good folks over at NextMovie tapped rapper Skee-Lo to critique Peter Jackson's The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, which incidentally now has the best pull-quote of the year: "The Hobbit," proclaims Skee-Lo, "is a G."

In other news, Skee-Lo (AKA Antoine Roundtree) has a new album. And a girl! Dreams do come true.

[via NextMovie]

WATCH: Rapper Skee Lo Reviews The Hobbit, Proclaims Bilbo A G

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WATCH : Wayans-Starring ?A Haunted House? Spoof Trailer Almost Convinces That It Could Be Funny

121213_WayansAt long last, the Paranormal Activity/found footage horror hits are getting their own comedy spoof in the form of the Marlon Wayans vehicle A Haunted HouseParanormal Hacktivity, anyone?

Ever since I first saw I'm Gonna Git You Sucka way back in the ice age (junior high), I have desperately wanted the Wayans family to be capable of consistently brilliant comedy. Unfortunately, the first thing they did after nailing it down with Sucka was In Living Color, which launched Jim Carrey's career, which gave us Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but also gave us everything else... Since then, the family has been notable more for consistently producing successful comedies packed with obvious jokes that are more easily forgotten than the flavor of a rice cake. Sigh.

But little brother Marlon is interesting: Consistently funny regardless of the comedic dreck he's starred in, he's also made a couple of surprising career decisions — being the best thing about Requiem For A Dream, for instance — that make me want to see what he does even though I know I'll get burned. His latest, A Haunted House, is a parody of the found footage horror genre. It's full of a lot of the same schtick as the Scary Movie series, but the cast seems game, and NSFW ghost action is kind of something the world needs.

Official Synopsis:

In an outrageous send up of the Paranormal Activity movies, The Devil Inside and other ?found footage? movies, A Haunted House features young couple Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and Kisha (Essence Atkins) who have just moved in to their dream house. As they settle in, they quickly find they?re not alone. But it?s not the house that?s haunted, it?s Malcolm?s girlfriend who is possessed by a demon.

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Billy Connolly defends Frankie Boyle's controversial jokes

BILLY CONNOLLY has spoken out to defend fellow funnyman FRANKIE BOYLE, insisting critics should ignore the controversial comedian if they are offended by his jokes.

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Kobe Bryant & Vanessa -- It's Like We NEVER Separated

Kobe Bryant and his estranged wife Vanessa didn't appear too estranged last night ... strolling around NYC together last night arm in arm ... but sources tell TMZ, it's a different story behind the scenes. Kobe and Vanessa looked as couply as a couple…

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We?re eating through the oceans? iron: scientists

Iron is a crucial component for marine life and for carbon storage ? but its removal from oceans through fishing isn?t being tracked, researchers said at the Fall Meeting of the American Geophysical Union.

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British astronomer Patrick Moore dies, 89

Astronomer Patrick Moore, renowned for his work mapping the Moon's surface and for having popularised his subject with the British public, died Sunday at the age of 89, friends and colleagues announced.

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